Labels
feel free to look something up or ask me if you don't know what something means

  • Asexual

  • Aromantic

  • Trans Masculine

  • Non-Binary

  • Demiboy

  • Agender-spec

  • Boyflux

  • A Weirdo

  • A Book Lover

Pronouns
he/him and they/them equally please

  • He/They

  • He/Him

  • They/Them

Nicknames
Eliott is preferred, but feel free to use any of these as well.

  • Eli

  • El

  • E

  • Feldspar

  • Feldspat

  • Joke Master (self-proclaimed)

  • Grammar Hammer (self-proclaimed)

  • Anything Else I Approve

About Me

17 year old asexual, aromantic, and boyflux person who is obsessed with reading

Likes

  • Middle-grade Fantasy Books (sci-fi, mystery, and contemporary are cool too)

  • Video Games (mainly Minecraft)

  • Watching YouTube videos

  • Art

  • Writing (though I rarely actually write)

  • Listening to Music

  • GARLIC BREAD

  • Being a crazy goofball

Dislikes

  • Jeans

  • Athletic Stuff

  • Most Fruits

  • My Deadname

  • Misspelled words or grammar (I'm a grammar hammer)

  • Almost everything at some point (according to Capricorn astrology)

My Joke List

Go-To Jokes

  • Someone says they can't see something well. I say, "I can't see anything well. That's why I need glasses."

  • PUNS!!!

  • Switching a word out for a rhyming word; funny every time

Catchphrases + Other Funny Moments
I had more, but I forgot them :( I might add more here if you suggest it

  • It's better with the butter

  • Peas and crackers (similar in meaning to pretty please with a cherry on top but a lot weirder)

  • When you get a little bit of extra good news: a bowtie on a suit

  • My cousin was scratching his lottery ticket off with his fingernail. I forget what I said, but my uncle then said something along the lines of, "Hey, when he wins 50 dollars, you'll be doing scratching yours that way too." Less then a minute passes, and my cousin WON 50 DOLLARS on the ticket. It was epic irony. (I still scratched my ticket with a coin, though)